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On the Phone while on the Shitter.
- OMG! I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall say:
- Stall: "Hi, how are you?"
- ME: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"
- Stall: "So what are you up to?"
- ME: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." (wtf)
- Stall: "Can I come over?"
- ME: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
- Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"
